![]() Though he was on the heavy side, he was not fat, but more massive and square. He was bull-like, with heavy shoulders, a thick neck, and huge arms. After his trial, on the prospect of death.Maegor was a tall, broad, and fearsomely strong man, larger than his father, Aegon I Targaryen. He tries to reason with her (which he should know is pointless), and she simply replies that the war will go on for a very long time.ġ3. “Every time we deal with an enemy, we create two more.”Īt the end of Season Three, Tyrion is once again trying to find common ground with Cersei. Tyrion tries to get Pod to drink as much as he does, but poor Pod just doesn’t have the stamina. True to the insult, Tyrion is able to terrify him with words alone. The two get into an altercation, and Joffrey calls him a monster. Monsters are dangerous and, just now, kings are dying like flies.”Īfter Robb Stark is murdered and Tywin Lannister announces it to the small council, Joffrey gloats, while Tyrion is more subdued. “Oh, “monster.” Perhaps you should speak to me more softly then. Putting Joffrey in his place, once again. I am the god of tits and wine… I shall build a shrine to myself at the next brothel I visit.”Īfter marrying Sansa, and taking his advice from episode one, Tyrion does not hide who he is.ġ0. Assuring his dear old dad that he is ready to perform his duty. Shae asks Tyrion how he knows Ros, and Tyrion gives her an answer that is both true, and at the same time displays his Macchiavellian mind.ĩ. The perfect justification for knowing yet another prostitute. Their bromance is one of the best parts of the show.Ĩ. Just because I pay you for your services doesn’t diminish our friendship.”īefore the Battle of the Blackwater, Tyrion hopes Bronn will make it out alive, and Bronn is moved. In a rare moment where these two siblings put their hate aside, Tyrion tries to give her some parental advice-it doesn’t help. “It’s hard to put a leash on a dog once you’ve put a crown on its head.”Ĭersei loves her bad boy, Joff, but she isn’t blind to his flaws. Delicately describing Joffrey’s bad behavior to Cersei. He, of course, responds by ordering to have them killed, escalating the situation beyond control. In Season Two, after Myrcella is sent off to Dorne from King’s Landing, the citizens express their just hatred of Joffrey, by throwing dung at him. “We’ve had vicious kings and we’ve had idiot kings, but I don’t know if we’ve ever been cursed with a vicious idiot boy king!” But he’s actually a pretty thoughtful guy, as he demonstrates to the Starks when he brings Bran a blueprint for a saddle that will allow him to ride again. Tyrion gets a bad rap because his father, sister, brother, nephew, cousin (need I continue?) are so monstrous. “I have a tender spot in my heart for cripples and bastards and broken things.” He basically gives him the best justification of ‘brains over brawn.’ On the way to the wall, Jon Snow furrows his brow, confused as to why Tyrion is always reading. “A mind needs books like a sword needs a whetstone.” With his response, Tyrion both manages to annoy Cersei and impart his deep wisdom. Death is so final, yet life is full of possibilities.”Īfter Jamie throws Bran out of the window and puts him in a coma, Cersei tries to hide her annoyance by saying that it would be more of a mercy for the child to die. When Jon Snow tries to skirt the issue, Tyrion gives him great advice on owning what others would mock you for. Tyrion meets the fellow outcast, and asks him if he’s Eddard Stark’s bastard. When Tyrion meets Jon Snow in the series premiere, Jon Snow is extra pouty for not being invited to the feast. Wear it like armor and it can never be used to hurt you.” “Never forget what you are, the rest of the world will not. But this season, it looks like good old Tyrion is back with a vengeance, and a vengeful goal. However, his terrible family does make it almost impossible for him to be wholly good, and he does have moments where he dips into the dark side. Full of joie-de-vivre, he lives life to the fullest, and tries to be good despite his unredeemable family. And when he doesn’t win, he still always has the last laugh with his cutting wit. He is incredibly intelligent, and able to work his way out of most conundrums. If not the choice favorite, he’s in everyone’s top three. Tyrion Lannister is possibly the most beloved Game of Thrones character.
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